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Nom en VO: Woodland Critter Christmas
Numero de serie: 814
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Saison-Episode S8E14
Auteur: Trey Parker
Réalisateur: Trey Parker
Résumé: It's Christmastime in South Park and out in the nearby forest the woodland critters are preparing for their own Christmas celebration. Stan Marsh "the boy in the red poof ball hat" stumbles across their celebration. They ask him to help them get a star for the top of their tree. He creates a star for them and then takes his leave of them. In the middle of the night Stan wakes up to find the woodland creatures in his bedroom. One of their own, the porcupine is the recipient of an immaculate conception and the woodland critters need a manger built for the forthcoming birth. Stan constructs a manger for them, but the group is terrorized by the appearance of a mountain lion. Stan scares the mountain lion away and finds out from the woodland critters that the mountain lion comes down every year and stops the pregnant critter from giving the birth to their lord and savior. The woodland critters call upon Stan to get rid of the mountain lion, which Stan is able to do; however, he finds the mountain lion has cubs. Stan feels guilty about killing their mother and is horrified when he returns to the woodland critters to report what happened and they rejoice and all say "hail Satan!" It seems Satan is their lord and the father of their forthcoming savior. They hold a sacrifice and have a blood orgy in celebration. Stan tries to avoid his responsibility for what he's done, but the narrator of the story encourages him to go back to the forest. The woodland critters tell Stan that they need a human host for their coming savior. Stan tells them he is not a heathen and that he was baptized a Christian and that he isn't going to help them anymore, in fact he is going to stop them. Stan tries to destroy the manger, but the woodland creatures use their satanic powers against him. With another assist from the narrator, Stan remembers that there are still three mountain lion cubs that can kill the porcupine and prevent the forthcoming birth. Stan goes back to the baby mountain lion cubs and tries to convince them that they can stop the birth. The cubs indicate that they are still kids and not really equipped to kill. Stan thinks there still has to be a way for them to kill the baby and one of the cubs suggests an abortion. Now they only need to find out how to perform an abortion, and the narrator suggests the "abortion clinic just outside of town." Stan is resistant, but narrator insists and Stan and the cubs appear at the abortion clinic and the doctor is more than willing to show them how abortions are performed. In a musical montage the cubs learn all about abortions. Out in the forest the woodland critters come across Kyle and find out that he doesn't celebrate Christmas and he isn't baptized, the perfect candidate for the host. Stan and the cubs return to the forest to find that the anti-Christ has been born. The woodland critters prepare to put the anti-Christ into their host Kyle, when Santa arrives on the scene. Santa starts putting a stop to the devil-worshipping critters, while Stan helps Kyle to escape. The woodland critters are all dead and the anti-Christ won't be able to survive without a host. Until Kyle announces that he wants to be the host and make the world a better place for the Jews. Kyle gets himself possessed and prepares to takeover--when back in Mr. Garrison's class Kyle yells at Cartman to stop telling his stupid story, which he is just using as an excuse to rip on Kyle for being Jewish. Yes, the whole tale was just a story told by Cartman, who now must stop telling it; otherwise Mr. Garrison will get a call from Kyle's mother. By popular demand of his fellow students, Kyle allows Cartman to complete the tale. Kyle regrets his possession and Stan gets the lion cubs to perform an abortion. The anti-Christ is removed and Santa kills it. Stan gets Santa to bring the cubs' mother back to life and everyone lives happily ever after, except Kyle who dies of AIDS two weeks later.
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