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Nom en VF:
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Dieu es-tu là ? C'est Jésus à l'appareil
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Nom en VO:
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Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
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Numero de serie:
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316
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Numero de diffusion:
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29/12/1999
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Saison-Episode
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S3E17
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Auteur:
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Trey Parker
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Réalisateur:
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Eric Stough
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Résumé:
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Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty, since he started bleeding out of his ass. In reality Cartman is suffering from a virus that affects children. People from around the world have gathered outside of Jesus' home in South Park waiting to see what whether or not Jesus will be scared when he sees his shadow. If he is not scared by his shadow, there will be peace and love for the next millennium. Jesus is puzzled by the gathering. When he asks them what they want, they demand to see God. Kenny gets his period too. Jesus talks with his father about making an appearance and is denied. Kyle debates about what to do about getting his period and he decides to fake it. Cartman and Kenny allow him to join their new club for teens who've got their periods, which is based on upon a book owned by Cartman's mother. Stan writes God asking for help with getting his period before the New Year and Jesus does the same with regards to his chance for a comeback with the New Year's spectacle he's planning.
Stan still isn't bleeding and keeps praying. Jesus promises a New Year's spectacle, a Rod Stewart comeback concert at the Rio hotel and casino in Las Vegas. The teen club meets and they talk about their periods. Stan seeks advice from Chef, who sings him a song about the menstrual cycle. Jesus meets a very old and incontinent Rod Stewart. Stan gets some hormone pills from Dr. Mephisto.
The hormone pills work for Stan and he starts sporting facial hair and his voice begins changing. Kenny dies at a teen club meeting (see below). In Las Vegas, Jesus is worried because everyone believes that God will be making an appearance. Stan wakes up to more facial hair and breasts and his voice is much deeper. The Rod Stewart concert begins and Rod seems barely up to the task. The crowd demands to see God and rushes the stage.
A riot begins. Stan and Jesus confer about their discussions with God and Jesus realizes his mistake. As a reward for his realization God makes an appearance. He offers to answer one question and Stan asks his, "Why didn't I get my period". God gives him the answer and ascends back to heaven. Knowing his answer Stan is anxious to celebrate the New Year, while everyone else is annoyed since their question was wasted. God announces he will answer another question in another 2000 years.
Kenny dies when the tampon he'd used to control his bleeding remained there for several days and plugged him up until he burst from the "inside-out like a ruptured septic tank". Talk about toxic shock.
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Classement
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Note Globale
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22
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3
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13 / 11.07
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Cartoon préféré
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regismo
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france
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19
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The Simpsons Park
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Les Simpsons
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Friends
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14 / 13.62
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Bon épisode, le coup des règles de Cartman, Kyle et Kenny est bon, l'apparition de dieu aussi. Le coup de Rod Stewart également... Enfin bref, tout est bon dans cet épisode, mais pas excellent sauf peut-être la fin.
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07/10/07
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Spockounet
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Belgique
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20
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Bande des M
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Les Simpsons
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Star Trek
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13 / 9.23
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L'apparition de Dieu est phénoménale !
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02/02/05
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Maok
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france
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23
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Bande des M
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Les Simpsons
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Friends
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12 / 10.36
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de bon passage, notament l'apparition de Dieu
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25/03/04
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